Don’t be scared, kids! It’s-a me, Mario! (Taken with Instagram at Next Level Video Games)

I used to have one of those. No, seriously.

It’s a Six Flags prize. My friend Andy won it at Six Flags in a ball toss game. Then I traded him a thing for it. To the best of my recollection, it was the Official Nintendo Player’s Guide.

Kinda odd seeing a photo one in such good condition. It must be about 25 years old.