March 2012
February 2012
SEASON 2 SPOILERS!*
Episode 201: Bob’s eyebrows grow back upside down.
Episode 202: Three years later, Gene finally breaks in his new closed toe sandals.
Episode 203: The sloth never loved Tina.
Episode 204: We ripped this one off from that Cosby Show where Denise makes Theo a shirt. Go watch that.
Episode 205: The only thing that kills the aliens is water. The twist: coconut water.
Episode 206: Bob didn’t really explode.
Episode 207: Who’s that girl? It’s Tina.
Episode 208: Somebody gets pregnant… in an all-new way.
Episode 209: Linda was right: you can’t be physically addicted to raisins.
Episode 210: Bob’s Burgers celebrates its 500th episode! 477 episodes early!
Episode 211: Gene introduces his new catch phrase, “HuhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH????”
Episode 212: THE WHOLE FAMILY HAS RABIES.
Episode 213: Actually it’s just Louise who has rabies.
Episode 214: The operation to replace Gene’s tonsils is a huge success.
Episodes 215-220: A five-parter. Really pretentious. Honestly even we can’t make heads or tails of it.
Episode 221: Bob’s prized zen garden turns out to be a kitty litter box.
Episode 222: MEGA-SUSPENSEFUL SEASON FINALE! Teddy did it.
* All fake. For real spoilers, please pay the writers $50 each. One guy said he’d take $20 and maybe some old stereo equipment if you have any lying around.
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